talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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