RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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