i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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