my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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