check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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