I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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