Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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