We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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