I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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