If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
