Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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