Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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