Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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