some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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