The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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