We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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