Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
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I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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