That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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