Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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