so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
These tits shall not be calmed
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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