im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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