12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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