Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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