He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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