everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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