Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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