Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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