I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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