you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You brought string cheese to the strip club
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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