If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
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Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
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Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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