Heybabeimwearingurpanties
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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