is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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