haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
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