Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
