Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
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