Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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