I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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