i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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