i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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