I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Don't EVER smell your tampon
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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