whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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