i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You dont lie about slip and slides
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
And then he peed in my hair
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