Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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