Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
