i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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