okay pat passed out under dana's car
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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