you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
