I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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