1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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