I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
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If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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