I need help removing her.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
Randomize