at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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