Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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