My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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