I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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