Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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