there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I am spending my child support on dildos
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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